Chicken Little is a boy now?

All self respecting former children and current children should have at one point in their lives read the story of Chicken Little. She thinks the sky is falling on her head and then runs around like a headless chook trying to warn her friends.
Children will have nightmares! Or at the very least, grow up thinking that male chickens are infact chickens and not roosters. Foul play indeed.
The yolks on you..
Ah well, lame poultry jokes aside, I should be updating this thing more often.
2 Comments:
That's messed up. I've never read Chicken little, but I'd totally forgotten that all chickens are women...
does that mean we're committing mass matricide at the grocery store?! i'm totally freaked out that I'm aware I'm eating a girl now for dinner.
And don't forget that everytime you're chowing down on bacon and eggs, you're really just eating an unfertilized period that could have been a cute fluffy baby chick.
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